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Sunday, June 28th, 2009

When will a major movie producer take the plunge, and release a blockbuster movie completely free on the internet, using product placement alone to pay all the bills?
With file sharing such a perceived problem by the industry, it seems an obvious approach. Share all you want–the more people that see the movie, the happier your [...]

hang on a sec

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

we’re out on the town
playing around
having the most wonderful time
it’s almost midnight
on saturday night
and we are all feeling so fine
with a bunch of friends
the fun never ends
this night will go on for ever!
we’re all here and now
there is no past or future
singing!
dancing!
playing!
loving!
having an experience to remember.
but hang on a sec!
this is my bank
and there’s an [...]

something for you

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

It’s all I could think of. I hope you like it!

Yum!

get up!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

We sick an’ tired of-a your ism-skism game -
Dyin’ ‘n’ goin’ to heaven in-a Jesus’ name, Lord.
We know when we understand:
Almighty God is a living man.
You can fool some people sometimes,
But you can’t fool all the people all the time.
So now we see the light
We gonna stand up for our rights!
– Bob Marley

Paradise, part seven of seven

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

VII. The drunk.
“Care for a drink?” He smells. He’s slouching on a couch, next to a liqour cabinet. It’s mid-morning.
“Oh, I see you’re not interested.. hmm.. well.” He turns his attention to his mostly-empty glass of whiskey, turning it in his hand. Then he looks at the bottle in his other hand. Suddenly he perks [...]

Paradise, part six of seven

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

VI. The social butterfly.
A group of women are gathered around a round table. They are drinking tea and eating cake. They are dressed up.
One of the women is telling a story to the others: “–and *he* was wearing his bathrobe, right there at the party! Oh, how funny! And his poor wife was so embarassed [...]

Paradise, part five of seven

Monday, June 8th, 2009

V. The Yogi.
He is sitting on the floor, cross-legged, meditating. His breath is slow, deep, even, and controlled. His body is lean, hard, yet relaxed.
Suddenly his eyes flash open. “Hello,” he says calmly.
“I have studied from all the masters. I know how to breathe correctly. I know how to stand and sit correctly. I know [...]

Paradise, part four of seven

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

IV. The Academics.
An old man and a young man are huddled in a small study, surrounded by books. There are shelves from floor to ceiling on all sides, filled with books. Smoke wafts throughout the room from the old man’s pipe.
“Knowledge. So much. All the things you could ever want to know,” says the younger [...]

Paradise, part three of seven

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

III. The Provider.
A man and a woman are sitting at a table together. The woman is enormously fat. The man looks at the clock on the wall, then gets up to go to the window. He skulkily reaches through and picks up a basket from the flower bed outside, which he brings in and sets [...]

Paradise, part two of seven

Friday, June 5th, 2009

II. Sex.
“Isn’t it great?! There are women here you can do anything you like with! All the time! You wouldn’t *believe* all the crazy things I’ve done with them. I’ve had sex with hundreds of women. I’ve had sex in hundreds of positions. With mutiple women at once! And they all love it, no matter [...]